My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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