There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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