his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I didn't notice because vodka
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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