I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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