I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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