i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
