i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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