I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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