He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you made out with another girl for some wings
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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