That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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