somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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