do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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