oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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