I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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