Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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