So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
