Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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