Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
If I die, sorry about rent.
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