The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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