I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
