I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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