I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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