The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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