Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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