so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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