i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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