we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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