I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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