One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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