You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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