Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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