just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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