I met the friendliest cop last night
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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