some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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