My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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