Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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