The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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