So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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