There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i dont even know how to be here
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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