Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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