In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
