It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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