thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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