In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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