I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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