Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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