When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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