I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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