I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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