playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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